What my wife should be

The following are the characteristics of my future wife. Me and my ex-girlfriend came up with these after a long discussion. Haha.

• She should be tall.
• She cannot be too much of a “mess”.
• She must know how to cool me down at any time I flare up all of a sudden.
• We must share some common interests with me, for example, in music – she must be able to sing while I play the guitar.
• She must love driving so that we can take turns on a leisure drive.
• She must know how to make me laugh and must like to laugh.
• She must like to read.
• She must be able to talk a lot about all things, to complement my quiet personality.
• She must be about 6 years younger than me so that we are less likely to have problems trying to bear a normal child.
• She must love to do “it” all the time.
• She must be pretty and cute with a touch of sexy.
• She must be understanding.
• She must be loving.

Is it too much to ask for?